Shit and its story
Okie.. I know the title a bit the gross but I just wanna share this very nice story I read on Bibi's blog. Bibi, dun mind i copy hor.. i know got copyright but just borrow k.. dun angry hor.. LOL..
And so the story goes...
A swallow was flying north to hide from the winter. The swallow started the journey abit late, so as it was flying, the cold air is already making the journey harder. Finally its wings become so numbed from the coldness, it finally fell to the ground and fainted.
The swallow landed on this grass field. A cow was eating at the grass and was directly above the swallow. The cow was really full from all the eating and he laid a pile of shit.. YES, all over the swallow.. but the swallow was too unconcious to notice.
After several days, the warmth from the shit helped the swallow to regain concious. The swallow feel that its wings can move freely again. it was very very happy. Instead of getting out of the shit fast, it started singing.
Not far away, there was a pussy cat. Its sharp ear picked up the singing of the swallow. It soon found the swallow in the pile of cow dung and ate it all up.
The best part about this story I like most is the morals of the story and I so agree with them!!
Morals of the story:
1. Those who get you into alot of shit, may not necessary wanna harm you.
2. Those who get you out of shit, may not be your friend.
3. When you are in deep shit, PLEASE KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!!
Personally, I like the last the most!! When u're in deep shit, just keep ur blardy mouth shut!! Somehow, I feel Bibi wans me to read the very last moral. LOL
And so the story goes...
A swallow was flying north to hide from the winter. The swallow started the journey abit late, so as it was flying, the cold air is already making the journey harder. Finally its wings become so numbed from the coldness, it finally fell to the ground and fainted.
The swallow landed on this grass field. A cow was eating at the grass and was directly above the swallow. The cow was really full from all the eating and he laid a pile of shit.. YES, all over the swallow.. but the swallow was too unconcious to notice.
After several days, the warmth from the shit helped the swallow to regain concious. The swallow feel that its wings can move freely again. it was very very happy. Instead of getting out of the shit fast, it started singing.
Not far away, there was a pussy cat. Its sharp ear picked up the singing of the swallow. It soon found the swallow in the pile of cow dung and ate it all up.
The best part about this story I like most is the morals of the story and I so agree with them!!
Morals of the story:
1. Those who get you into alot of shit, may not necessary wanna harm you.
2. Those who get you out of shit, may not be your friend.
3. When you are in deep shit, PLEASE KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!!
Personally, I like the last the most!! When u're in deep shit, just keep ur blardy mouth shut!! Somehow, I feel Bibi wans me to read the very last moral. LOL
posted by Leonard Kills | Saturday, January 07, 2006
1 Comments:
You've been phunktv-ed!
saw that story 2 years ago at The Necessary Stage's toilet.
so funny! talking about Shit in the Toilet.
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