Life and Death, Trials and Tribulations

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Location: Hougang, North-East, Singapore

Friday, December 30, 2005

Wat kind of seducer I am

Your Seduction Style: Au Natural
You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it.That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power!The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism.
You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world.Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in.You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you?
You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways.Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you.As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you.
What Kind of Seducer Are You?

Hmmm..

You scored as Gemini. You get along best with the sign of Gemini. Although Geminis tend to be gossipy, and 'chatter-boxy', they can be some of the most brilliant people you'll ever meet. Communication is their domain. They are very intellectual, and quick witted.

Aries

70%

Gemini

70%

Leo

65%

Capricorn

65%

Pisces

65%

Sagittarius

60%

Aquarius

60%

Libra

55%

Virgo

45%

Cancer

40%

Taurus

40%

Scorpio

25%

What sign of the Zodiac are you meant for?
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Leonard's Christmas Part 2

The feasting continues... On Christmas Eve, went to Chris's place for dinner. We ordered two platters from Carrefour and then ordered KFC and Pizza Hut's Spicy drumlets (our all time fave!!!). Everyone was there, Lionel, Chris, Daniel, Melvin, Agnes and Ryan and even Donny. We had lots of fun but the food once again was too much so the hosts had to eat the leftovers for the next few days. After dinner, was gift exchange time. More than 10 and less than 20 was our budget this year. It's very interesting to see wat we all could get within the budget. Same as last yr, we each drew lots and see whose gift did we get. I got Mel's gift after two tries. First time was nulled cos Ryan drew his own. And after gift exchange, it's alcohol time. We decided to get high and drunk b4 we go clubbing. So the hosts brought their alcohol collection; red wine, white wine, beer, champagne etc. And many were high even b4 we stepped out of the house at close to midnight.

So one whole group of us, some high, some sober made our way down to club. Mel and Agnes were a bit over liao when they stepped out of the main gate. They tot it was midnight and they started screaming at the top of their voice, 3wishing each other Merry Xmas but alas it was still a good 5 mins away. However, they had already achieved something by scaring the wits out of us and also the security guard.

I shall now leave u all with pictures of that night, or rather a portion of the pictures. Certain pics are for private viewing onli. Hee hee.. I shall carry on with Part 3 once i received all the fotos from Lyn. Meanwhile, HAPPY NEW YEAR folks!!! 2006 cumming soon!!!

















Monday, December 26, 2005

The Chronicles of Leonard's Christmas 2005 (Part 1)

Yes, i know i have not been posting for a long long time.. But i dun think anyone missed my posting right.. haha..

Anyway, though today is already Boxing Day, Christmas 2005 is already over, I would still like to wish one and all a Merry Merry Christmas~! Hope Santa has brought u wat u had wished for, provided u been good this whole year lah..

Anyway, this christmas i'm stuffed with food almost everyday.. and like i told Rina (my ex-colleague) and my darLYNN probably the next time u see me, u wun be able to recognise the fatso in front of u.

To kick the feasting off, wednesday 21 dec, I had a buffet dinner with some of my uni frens at Merchant Court Hotel. Though it was damn ex, but the durian paste there sorta make up for it. Can u believe it, i had six servings of it!!???!!! even b4 i started on the food, i had a bowl of the durian paste first and like wat i told Donny, it was simple orgasmic!!!!! eat one bowl, cum one time.. haha.. okie, those below 21, pls skip this part.. LOFL!!! And then Zovian asked me to try if how it would taste to mix the durian paste with the chocolate fountain's chocolate meant for the fondue together.. so i tried.. First, dip ur spoon into the chocolate and then u use another spoon to place the durian paste on top. When u put into ur mouth, the double sins will just simply melt u away!! first u would taste the bitter sweetness of the durian and then with the fragance of the durian still in ur mouth, u start to taste the chocolate, the rich creamy chocolate!! GAWD!!! That was wat i called Double Orgasm!!!!

Of cos, so long din see my frens liao, how could i miss out on taking pictures.. the fotos are taken using Timmy's HP so maybe the resolution not tat good but still.. the evening was superb! i was so full tat i had to walk home from Serangoon MRT after dinner, a good 30 min walk! If not, i would have a double size tummy than now!!















Oh yah.. how could i ever forget, that b4 the dinner, i went ktv with Jayce and Donny and after sining for 5 hrs, I onli took 3 pictures.. haha..

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

What does my birthdate says about me?

Your Birthdate: April 21
You're a restless rebel with an unpredictable nature.Bright but unbridled, you tend to seek out wild experiences over new ideas.People are frustrated by your great potential, but you love your unconventional life.You're a heartbreaker. People get attached to you, and then you're gone.
Your strength: Your thirst for adventure
Your weakness: Not taking time for slow pleasures
Your power color: Hot pink
Your power symbol: Figure eight
Your power month: March
What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

FAT!!!!! Part 2

That's it! i'm now officially a chub!!! Today Liliane says my tummy is getting bigger and Daron says my chest is sagging... Uma says i more and more ah pek!!!

Sunday, December 11, 2005

FAT!!!!!!

I'M FAT I'M FAT I'M FAT!!!!!!!!

SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I must do something to lose all these fats b4 Xmas... sob sob.. Last night at Happy, Colin asked me if i put on weight..

Anyone can tell me how to get rid of all these excessive fats fast?!!? and i mean real fast without the cha-cha-cha.. =P

Miss Chio Chio Bibi Tan

As promised, Miss chio's pics are finally ready for release. Sorry to take so long, u know lah, now that i am a free man, i am very busy one.. lots of frens to catch up with, lots of appts to attend.. i am sooooooooooooooooooo tired.. okie okie.. dun throw tomatoes at me, Shan or Bibi or whoever u r.. So here's the pics that do Miss Bibi Tan justice.



This is Miss Tan on a bus.. not just any SBS bus k.. it's a HK bus.. taken on her recent "honeymoon".


This is Miss Tan with two of our colleagues. Left is Edmund and Right is Mun Kit. I wonder why is Mun Kit is such an awkward pose. Sorry hor Bibi, I tried to cut the two of them away but then dun turn out nice so i think can post them as well.


This is another of Miss Chio's pics. So there u go pple. Hopefully these pics would do justice to her than the one taken with me cos i dun do her justice.. sob sob.. WAHAHAHAHA..

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Updates on my new found taitai Lifestyle.

Yesterday, I did something which Fadzlin think it's damn gu niang but hey, u oso did it frequently and furthermore, it's not gu-ning k.. it's called metrosexual!! it's part and parcel of grooming!! haha
Anyway to those wondering WTF i did, well.. i was being "forced by Donny to go tidy up my brows.. Tweezing was wat they called it..
I myself couldn't believe i did it so i wasn't surprised at Lin's surprise and most of my other frens too.. My gawd it's hell of an experience.. When the lady first pluck, I was almost cursing and swearing.. WTF!!!???!!??! and donny said it wasn't painful?? OUCH!! i could almost punch the poor girl in the face.. but like Shan always said, i got an image to upkeep so must maintain my glam-ness.. so there i was clenching my fists as the girl plucks and tears welling up in my eyes...

After wat seems like ages, she was finally done and my ordeal was over.. . so now i have tidier eyebrows.. haha

After that, I met up with my mom and two other female cousins for shopping and could u believe it, the 3 women went shopping and din buy a thing but i bought 50 dollars of facial products.. i shal not mention the name of the products here or Shan would say i advertising for them.. haha.. but anyway, i think the products were wonderful.. so he hee.. hopefully by Xmas, my acne would clear.. sigh...

Okie.. that was yesterday.. i shall post in my next post abt Miss chio chio Bibi Tan who's busy searching for a chio chio pic for me to post cos my previous post din do her justice.. haha.. so Bibi, i'm waiting..
haha

Sunday, December 04, 2005

Tributes

In this posting, I would like to pay tribute to a few people who made this blog poosible.

First of all, The very first person to thank is Bibi Tan. This wonder girl is the inspiration for me to create this blog and keep posting. I so love her blog that I was inspired to do one myself too. Without her, there wun be this blog. So, those reading this might wanna go take a look at the raves and rants of hers. http://bibitan.blogspot.com

This is the legendary Bibi Tan. Chio right? I think she is.. hee hee.. =P But anyway, we're just very good ex-colleagues, now frens.

The next person who made the past few postings possible is Fadzlin. Without his beloved camera, I wun have so many photos to post. So millions thanks to u, lin.

This is the owner of the camera. My ex-camp mate, now good frens as well.

Last but not least, I would like to thank those who's been reading my nonsense. Thanks people. You know who u r. Thaks for being so "bo-liao" to read everything i rave and rant about.. haha.. just kidding.. my heartfelt thanks..

Friday, December 02, 2005

First day of taitai-hood my slacking days!!

Last night, Shan asked me wat am i gonna do today.. i paused for a moment, even i myself dunno wat am i going to do with my new-found freedom.. a lot of things which i have been wanting to do but could not do due to work.. But now, sadly, no work no income oso cant do much.. wat an irony life is! got time no money, got money no time!!!

So wat did i do today???
Early morning, not say very early lah, at 11 plus am, Bernard, my colleague called me and asked me wat time to meet him.. my gawd.. u know how early 11am is to someone not working?!?!?!
haha
but nevertheless, after lunch i went to meet bern at HG Po to intro him to the staff there and being a photo whore, how could i miss out on taking pics but too bad, the PO staff were too busy so i could onli take pics with the Ezycash pple..
















The girl in blue-green is Cherie, the officer there and the gal in black is Sel, her funny assistant.. and of cos the guy behind them was their frenly neighbour..

My next destination after HG PO for my farewell tour concert was AMK PO. The origins of Leonard Toh, the FC. I just had to visit my mummy and the rest of my kawans. Sadly, as usual for AMK, they were too busy for me to take photos with.. So after staying there for a while, i left for my final appt of the day, Lionel's place for dinner!

Dinner was great as lionel, being a very good housewife tai tai, whipped up a mean italian pasta meal for us... us being myself, agnes and mel.. After dinner, we just hang around lionel's place for chill, tv and some gossiping+bitching..


This is Agnes hiding the mask.. Tou da da, Shen ti xiao xiao..

Now i'm hiding behind the mask.. Oh yah, have to mention a bit about the mask, it was bought by lionel and chris during their europe tour.. and u know how much this mask cost??!!! 300 freaking sing dollars!!!! reason being there is something on it which one of my clementi client wans... Yes, shan, u're right.. CRYSTALS!!! Swaroski Crystals!!! To the blardy nice customer, DIU LEI LO MU!!!! ask me for swaroski crystal for the peanuts u investing!!!??? hahaha

Nonetheless, there goes my first slacking day... Time to sleep.. Zzzzz..