Fuck! I'm drunk again.. Me being a person who dun drink and cant drink at all, tonite I went beyond my limits and now at 4 am, i am here typing nonsense!!! wahahahaha

Wat the fuck am i doing?! I just realised how screwed my life is.. no career, i should say no job, let to say career, no money, no looks, no built, no love, no NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!

I'm screwed, my life's screwed!!!!! screw u whoever is up there, doing this to me!!!! wait.. i shouldn't blame anyone.. It's all my own doing.. but i din choose to be jobless for so long, I am trying to find a job asap... who the fuck says getting a degree means getting a good job! looking at myself, i am better off as just a o level holder.. what the fuck do i need to study so much for and end up with nothing but debts on my backside?!?!?!?! degree big fuck arh..

I wanna quit smoking

Anyone ever been to the website www.iwanttoquitsmoking.com.sg????

I wonder what do they have inside? U mean if i wanna quit smoking, i just need to click on that, then can quit liao??!!! hmmm...

Today, after my tanning at bishan, i was waiting for my bus at the interchange with Don then we saw the advertisement on the bus.. Actually, i saw it like million times over but cant be bothered with it until Don brought it up.. Wat do they have inside? preach to u non stop about the evils of smoking?? Does it help?? Look at the cigarette box, look at those gross pics they have there.. does it even deter anyone? not a single soul i know was deterred by it!!!

So today, as i typed this entry, i shall explore it myself first...
I'm done! onli one word can be used to describe it.. L-A-M-E!!

Yes! LAME!! Shall leave u guys to see it for urself and tell me wat u think..
lol..

www.iwantotbelame.com.sg sounds so much better!

I wanna quit smoking

Shit and its story

Okie.. I know the title a bit the gross but I just wanna share this very nice story I read on Bibi's blog. Bibi, dun mind i copy hor.. i know got copyright but just borrow k.. dun angry hor.. LOL..

And so the story goes...

A swallow was flying north to hide from the winter. The swallow started the journey abit late, so as it was flying, the cold air is already making the journey harder. Finally its wings become so numbed from the coldness, it finally fell to the ground and fainted.

The swallow landed on this grass field. A cow was eating at the grass and was directly above the swallow. The cow was really full from all the eating and he laid a pile of shit.. YES, all over the swallow.. but the swallow was too unconcious to notice.

After several days, the warmth from the shit helped the swallow to regain concious. The swallow feel that its wings can move freely again. it was very very happy. Instead of getting out of the shit fast, it started singing.

Not far away, there was a pussy cat. Its sharp ear picked up the singing of the swallow. It soon found the swallow in the pile of cow dung and ate it all up.

The best part about this story I like most is the morals of the story and I so agree with them!!

Morals of the story:

1. Those who get you into alot of shit, may not necessary wanna harm you.

2. Those who get you out of shit, may not be your friend.

3. When you are in deep shit, PLEASE KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!!

Personally, I like the last the most!! When u're in deep shit, just keep ur blardy mouth shut!! Somehow, I feel Bibi wans me to read the very last moral. LOL

Whiney post

*Disclaimer: if u're not into whines and whiney stuff, pls skip this*

Pei Shan xiao mei ask me to post some nonsense, i couldn't think of any so here's something i wanna whine abt!!!

On New year's eve, I bumped into Peishan and her whole entire extended family, Biao ge biao jie and all, wonder her father mother and grandparents got go or not.. haha..

but anyway, this is not impt.. wat is impt is after all the introductions and stuff, peishan walked over and told me her biao ge tot i was 40+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I cant believe it!!!! do i look that old?!?!?!?!?!?! *FAINTS*

The last time, this kid who was our promoter for our roadshow said i look like 32, i almost strangled him to death and then run a truck over him ten thousand times over!!! but now 40+?!?!?!?!?!

WTF!!!!??? do i really look that old???!!! SOB SOB SOB SOB

Peishan: if u r reading this, pls warn ur biao ge to be careful, one day if he walks by the roadside and gets run down by a tank, then god bless him k.. wahahahahaha

Anyway, on a happier note, HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ONE AND ALL!!! May 2006 be a gay nude year for all of u out there!!